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Top 10 Movie Monsters: And How To Stay Safe From Them

We finally have a blog post that is taking on the real issues. The things you care about. The safety and security that matters. What do locks matter when the intruder is a mythical beast or a magic...

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Naughty Or Nice: How To Keep Your Home Safe This Holiday Season

“He’s making a list, and checking it twice; Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice, Santa Claus is coming to town.” The winter holidays are single-handedly and undoubtedly one of the most anxiously...

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10 Historical Figures With Security Related Names

What is this article about? This is a list of historical figures varying on the gradient of worldly importance, and how their names relate to security. These are people that have parts of their name...

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10 Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

Crime should never be glorified, regardless of the means or the end of the crime. If it is inherently classified as a crime then the automatic connotation is that it is wrong. In compiling this list, I...

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10 Presidents That Could Have Been Great Locksmiths

We all know that every single person doesn’t have what it takes to be a locksmith. No matter how great Martin Luther King Jr. was at giving speeches, rekeying deadbolts would have been outside of his...

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5 Events That Created Outrageous Presidential Security

Too many Americans, the security of the President is akin to National Security. The head of state is one of the finest vestiges of freedom and democracy. The White House has been home to all but one of...

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5 Ways A Night Of Drinking Increases The Chance Of Calling A Locksmith

I’m pretty sure that we’ve all lost things on a day where alcohol got the best of us, right? I can’t be the only one that doesn’t possess a super high functioning liver that metabolises alcohol at...

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6 Crazy Real Security Plans And What We Can Learn From Them

In a world where the threat of terrorism is clear and ever present, it is getting harder and harder to say what is outrageous when it comes to security. Is it true that only the paranoid survive? Is it...

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Escaping The Car Lockout: 5 Car Lockout Scenarios You Might Find Yourself In

If you have ever been stuck in a lockout, you know just how frustrating and time-consuming it can be. There are many unforeseen circumstances that can throw you in the midst of such precarious...

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Security Throughout The Solar System: How Would Locks Work On Other Planets?

Space travel forces us to confront a lot of big questions. Where do we come from? Are we alone? How am I going to live on another planet? How will I protect my belongings? Well, to be honest, most...

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8 Dramatic Celebrity Thefts

If you went around asking random people what they thought about robberies and burglaries, you would probably get a spattering of different answers. However, I am sure a majority of those answers would...

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8 Best Animal Escape Artists

Most animals have the natural athleticism needed to overcome most security measures. However, not every animal is a natural escape artist. Cows can be kept from wandering off by just putting up fence...

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Top 10 Movie Monsters: And How To Stay Safe From Them

We finally have a blog post that is taking on the real issues. The things you care about. The safety and security that matters. Why bother with locks and security when the intruder is a mythical beast...

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Naughty Or Nice: How To Keep Your Home Safe This Holiday Season

“He’s making a list, and checking it twice; Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice, Santa Claus is coming to town.” The winter holidays are single-handedly and undoubtedly one of the most anxiously...

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10 Historical Figures With Security Related Names

What is this article about? This is a list of historical figures varying on the gradient of worldly importance, and how their names relate to security. These are people that have parts of their name...

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10 Presidents That Could Have Been Great Locksmiths

We all know that every single person doesn’t have what it takes to be a locksmith. No matter how great Martin Luther King Jr. was at giving speeches, rekeying locks would have been outside of his...

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5 Events That Created Outrageous Presidential Security

To many Americans, the security of the President is akin to National Security. The head of state is one of the finest vestiges of freedom and democracy. The White House has been home to all but one of...

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Escaping The Car Lockout: 5 Car Lockout Scenarios You Might Find Yourself In

If you have ever been stuck in a lockout, you know just how frustrating and time-consuming it can be. There are many unforeseen circumstances that can throw you in the midst of such precarious...

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5 Ways A Night Of Drinking Increases The Chance Of Calling A Locksmith

I’m pretty sure that we’ve all lost things on a day where alcohol got the best of us, right? I can’t be the only one that doesn’t possess a super high functioning liver that metabolizes alcohol at...

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6 Crazy Real Security Plans And What We Can Learn From Them

In a world where the threat of terrorism is clear and ever present, it is getting harder and harder to say what is outrageous when it comes to security. Is it true that only the paranoid survive? Is it...

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